Everything You Want to Know About a Beverage Burro!

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Don't worry about a mess; they rarely create a concern, but just in case, they are accessorized with a tactful donkey diaper “bun-bag” that catches and contains the necessities, very rarely making a mess. If an oopsie does occur the handler will immediately clean it up. But we cannot guarantee they will not urinate, this is why we request the burros not be in doors for more than an hour without a break.

We provide everything needed for the Burro. This includes the flowers, baskets and signage. Flowers can be coordinated to match the colors or theme of the event. If you would like something customized or have your florist make something, please ask. You can also supply your own items if wanted. 

Generally speaking, donkeys can pull about twice their body weight across flat, even ground. As for what they can withstand on their back, if we stick to the standard, a burro should carry no more than 20%-25% of their body weight. Here at Tiney Hiney Beverage Burros, LLC, we like to keep it under that and limit the load to around 20–30 pounds (10–15 beers with ice on each side with ice). Our donkeys have been used as unique transportation to distribute things from water bottles, beer, coozies, tequila, party favors and marketing materials. If it is not too heavy, we can get as creative as you would like.

We DO NOT provide alcohol, beverages, goodies or ice for the event. It is the responsibility of the venue or client to arrange for these items, and we ask that they be easily accessible to the handler and donkey for restocking.

Yes, we are insured with an "Equine Commercial" Liability Policy, "Host Liquor" Liability Policy and a TN Server Permit. 

Most all of us are show donkeys & horses, Mom takes us to shows to compete and earn points, ribbons and some money.  Some of us pull small carts. We do alot of local parades where we get all dressed up for the occasion.  When we're not in the show ring, we hang out in the pasture and play; sometimes mom makes us practice which isn't much fun but we can show her what "smart asses" we are.